Machete boasts killer nudity from a bunch of sexy senoritas as it bursts onto big screens up and down the country today. But don’t be fooled, the skinny dipping boobs 55 minutes in belong to a body double, not Lindsay Lohan. You cheater, firecrotch!

Also out is the George Clooney thriller The American. Italian eyeful Violante Placido gets topless four times, even going full frontal at the 29 minute mark.

Finally, classic horror The Evil Dead comes to Blu Ray. Get it to watch Ellen Sandweiss raped by a demonic tree in the now infamous nude scene.